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Woodward Dream Cruise
Boy-oh-boy, would i rather have this guy share my bed for a year than the Dreamcruise exist for a minute.
My girlfriend is a Feminist Vegetarian
She made me a ham-sandwich.
*ring ring*
“Hey, Ideals? It’s Love. I just called to say Fuck you.”
this is a cat, in a box.
This. This is not a cat. This is motherfucking Maru. Learn your internet.
I will never star in a black comedy
Because I’m white.
Now tell me that shit isn’t racist.
College Fail
I get to use keywords.tracker.com for my job to look at popular search terms. This beautiful bastard came up with 33,100 searches on Google:
How To Success in College
By googling that.
watermelon weather
Oh, I’m sorry. We were looking for “Space Invaders.” Thanks for playing and enjoy the fruit basket.
(Source: thewhatever)
